10 reasons to date a gymnast

10 reasons to date a gymnast:
1. one word; flexibility
2. we can do it in front of a crowd
3. we have muscles in all the right places
4. we don’t mind being upside down or on our knees
5. it always has to be harder and faster
6. we repeat it until it’s perfect
7. we have perfect hip rotation
8. we practice by ourselves till we get it right
9. we wear tight uniforms…
10. …and we don’t wear panties.